Nawaitu di Tandas

-AWAM

tulisan marker merah dan biru.

"hai leh kenal- 010*******"

"ayu gadis gersang -oi7*******"

"aku gay - 017*******"

'mahukan gadis2 montok dan lazat'

"skinhead 4 life"

"punk not dead!"

'halim plumber' pon ade.

pastu kat lantai ade lipas tgk borak2 dgn kawan die..

-AWAM (ii)

cermin pecah separuh pastu ade salat tahi hidung kering.

paip sinki kne balut dgn tali rapia @ kain buruk sebab rosak.

cashier bapok.

kat tandas no.3: lpas flash,korang nmpak bnde yg korang buang tu naik balik ke permukaan mangkuk.

kat cermin ade bekas gincu.(peremppuan)

tisu wanita melimpah ruah(perempuan)

mesin pengering tangan tu ade org buat hairdryer.

sambil2 tu korang nmpak lipas tgh maen futsal kat lantai..

-SEKOLAH MENEGAH

'hoo, ko la yg repot kat cikgu pasal aku rembat tembikai dema(dewan makan) lebih',kate Abi smbil pgang kolar baju Asmin- (skola asrama)

'Dush.dush.dush' bunyi bdak kne pkul - asrama dgn tak

'mak aih. mcmni ke tandas skola kluster?', tanye aji roslan kpd anak nye.

'weh mane bole masuk la tandas ni', kat lua ade tertu

lis Tandas Guru.

air terjun tmpat mnghadap dinding tu banyak bekas tapak kaki.

sambil tu korang ade nmpak kasut kulit (samada

guru ke murid) terbaring kat sblah selua PJ budak tingkatan 1.sebelah je.

-MAMAK

blom masuk mamak lg dah nmpak pintu tndas tu tnggal separuh je.

flush die pakai tali rapia jeh.

sinki senget 50/50 je nk jatuh.

gayung mcm ade lubang bentuk segitiga.

bau banyir yg melemaskan.

kalo pndang atas,siling die pecah smpai nmpak tangk

i air.

takde api,mcm cite seram. pastu rase mcm kne perhati je time buang air+bunyi air menitiknitik.

tmpat buang tisu wanita,ade muntah tehtarik+sawi mee goerng mamak.

time nk blah,korang tersepak ikan bilis.

-MALL

kat pintu masuk ade mamat bangla pakai baju ala2 korporat wane ungu putih tgh duduk. siap pgang

tongkat lg(mop).

30sen paling cikai. bunyi mesin pengering lantai.

ade mamat tgh setting rambut ala2 Kpop.

apek kelua sambil zip selua. ade air sket kat selua.

ade yg berak tak tutup pintu siap tak flush lg.

mase masuk tu, ade mat rempit pkai rayban kacau bangla tu tgh mop lantai.

-PEJABAT KERAJAAN

xde yang menarik. lantai,flush,sinki,jamban,paip sume ok.

mase nk masuk wangi.bile kat dlm ade hancing2 sket.

sblom masuk,ade akak2 cleaner dduk2 santai kat lantai..

The Weirdest Place Malaysian People Used to 'Lepak'...

Mesti la kdai mamak dan faktor2 nye ialah;

1)mcm bese,rest room/tandas la :
+blom stat buang air lg dah ade bau yg lg trok dr air buangan kite.
+tngok mngkok tndas lak,mcm ade daki kerbau.
+tndas lak seram kalah umh antu,rse mcm ade org prhatikn kite je.. siap ade sarang lbah2 lg.. mujurla xde ggak/kelawar mcm cite addam family tu..
+then,species serangge yg xpena djmpai pon bole ade.
+flush lak kne trik pkai tali rapia je.. ingt nk ikat tepong ke.
+pntu xde selak,klo kne tiup angin pon bleyh tebukak..

2)waiter/pekerja2 :
+lapan kli oder bru pham kite pnye oder.
+ade yg jnis xmalu,pntang nmpak ade kotak rkok ats mje.. msti nk pau sbtang..
+ade yg bajet pramah,siap brak2 ngan cstmer.. pdhal cstmer wat2 pham je drang ckap ape.
+oder teh trik 3/tiga,tme anta lbih 1,jdk 4.. anta nscfe o lak tu..

3)facilities/kemudahan:
+time ade match bola je bru nk psang astro(staspot,espn sume tulah)
+time xdak match/season,'astro suda kne potongla',pdahal tgh psang channel AXN
+gamba2 yg trpampang kat dinding nk gmpak2 je,abc la,beef stik la,kerapu 3rse la,banana split la........ pdhal, buku menu pon xdak(sstengah kdai la)

4)surrounding/persekitaran:
+bsenye,kdai mmak slalu amek tepi skali dlam 1 row grai2 kn
+jdk bykla,species2 fauna yg kite bole nmpak esp. kucing mate 1,skmpulan anjing itam(ketua die ekor kontot), dan etc.
+kdang2 tme tgh mkn,bole plak nmpak tikus mutasi besa tayar lori maen keja2 sblah kaki..
+species mnusie yg plik2 pon kte bole nmpak.. yg tu xyah cite la,korang pon msti ade pnglamn.
+bunyi2 plik pon kdang2 korang bole denga slain bnyik motokar.. xtau la dtg dr mane.. bunyik cengkerik pon ade


ganjil mne pon kdai mmak,tmpat tu jgkla kte dpat tgk glagat mnusia. ade yg laki mcm pmpuan,tue,mde,xde kakisbelah ke,rmbut kaler ungu ke,kulit same kaler ngan kopi ke..
tmpat tu jgk la korang dpat glak puas2 smpai muntah,rlease tnsion, dan borak2 ngan mmbe smpai pitam..

SHARKS: Magnificent and Misunderstood

-A school of small fish that swam about the drsal fincme close and lookd her(the writer) over-Shark skin was remarkbly free from prsites(whooaa),and i assumd that if it must be cleand by the small fish(para7,line 2-6,pg. 148)
-Only 2 othrs spcies-baskng shark &rcentlydscvered type called "megamouth" r plnkton feeders

-All the rest r prdators(para.12,line 9-12, pg.149)

-For most part,nrmal shark diet cnsist offishes,mollusk,and crustaceans-few sharks actlly hunt or feed on marine mammals,though as scavngers they will rid the wholeof the carcsses of a whale or other large creatures.(par.15,line 1-6,pg.149)

-No shark nrmally feed on man-most shark attacks on humans are bite-and-releaseor slashing type of action tht sggest wrnings rther than attempts to kill-We accpt that dog growls or even bites a strngerif a latter invades its trrtory(par.16, line 1-7,pg.149)

The Ghost of Long-Grasses

-I've read a book,National Geographic vol.196,december 1999;mntioning about The fastest land animal in the world

-CHEETAH

-bru aku tau yg drang jgk antare

• -bnatg yg hmpir pupos jgk(even drang xtop sgt)
• -Mne X nye,blngan drang dah la sket,byk rivalry(cmpetition) lak 2
• -the most ppular enemies of them are lions,hyenas,& smtimes vultures
• -1 more,mnusia jgk smtimes attmpted to be they enemy too,sriously
• -some of them xberati perot,killing them for nthing
• -and the reason is bcoz they killed drang pnye ternakanla
• -bkeliarn kat tmpat drang laa,
• -even worse,ngintai ank dare sdai baju... hahahaha(tpu je,nk bg gmpak)
• -sme of them jgk hve killed them in order nk
• -kulit drang wat sweter,ksut & smtimes pkaian dlm(tpu lg)
• -Tp,nsb bek la ade jgk org yg concern (mcm aku) beruseha
• -nk prvent these kind of beautful anmals from being vnished in this tropichectic(reka) world.
• -they do mntak org2 kmpung for jgn buno drang,juz tngkap drang je & bg kat gvrnment...
• -kalo and semue knal cheetah 2 btol2,y'll will realzed betapa baeknye drang

• -and even drang bole jdk jinak sejinak kucing anda di rumah,Frankly...